f-ing a crowbar

this morning, steve from work told me they say that all the time in michigan (well, not the edited version, obviously). example: someone says "f-ing a." then you retort with, "f-ing a CROWBAR!" as if that's the ultimate; you cannot top that statement. i like it. then we must've said it about 15 times in a row. it was so funny, and i think it is my duty to inform people about this wonderful curseword.

also, my mom called me at 7 this morning. i had a mouthful of toothpast, and i was like, "OMG, is something WRONG?!?!?" she was just calling to tell me that bob dylan is playing at the minor league ballpark that is like 10 minutes from where i live. SWEET! she knew it would make my day. my mom is awesome. anyway, bob show #15, here i come!!

anyway...

vintage aa comic strips!

ouch.

man, boing boing always has the best stuff!

charlie and the chocolate factory theme park in amsertdam!

related?

i bet leatherface would wear these.

johnny depp thinks michael hutchence was "like a god, like a shaman." oooookay...

who the blank *is* brett somers, anyway?!

i heart the match game!!! this site is great!

more match game fun.

how to host a match game party! i am SO inviting charles nelson reilly!!

i violate rule #s 3, 4, 5, 6, and 8 all the time.

HAHAHAHAHA! this man truly had cruel parents. and check out the top of the page: "boner seat." that rules!

finally!

the movies that filmmakers watch obsessively.

this town needs an enema.

...and we sure got one.

Tequila in his heartbeat, his veins burned gasoline.

"uhhhh, YEAH...i'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and jam for an hour straight...yeah...if you could go ahead and do that, that'd be GREAT."

maybe the dingo ate your urine!!!

don't worry...

offical damnocracy. you know, i think "fist" was a better name than that. even "savage animal" was better than that!!! but oh man...that sebastian bach is a hot mess!!

related, dumb little story: several years back, i temped at an electric company for like 3 weeks. i did the paid training, knew i was never going to last a day in their call center, and left after taking, like, one phone call. anyway, we handled PA and NJ, so one day all the irresponsible trainees were trying to look up famous people that we knew lived in jersey. springsteen was the natural first choice (no luck). but, i did find whitney houston (who had a $4,000 per month bill...hell to the no!) and sebastian bach (i actually knew to look him up as sebastian bierk--ewww, i know). good ol' baz had received 3 shut-off notices. OUCH.

that is all.

down in the flood

eeeeeek!

70's matchbox cars.

how to win something in a claw machine.

planet of the apes bubblegum cards.

vernacular & found photographs.

frank's vinyl museum.

wiki's entry on "arrested development" is awesome!

reverse-colorblind test.

mondo is #79991, retro is #44037.

whoah, man...

"I looked out this morning and the sun was gone.."

it will never stop raining. ever. it's been raining constantly, in biblical torrential downpours, for days. apparently there will be evacuations in the areas by the river tomorrow...i'm hoping i don't float away on the way to work...

excuse me, honey---you ain't no john lennon.

there's those mutha-effin snakes on that mutha-effin plane again!

the most shocking thing about this story is the photo of that woman's ass.

reeeally old computers.

hot dog success stories.

how to retire in your 30's. and it's not blogging, i can tell you that.

mable's unique gifts.

this video is so awesome! dig the bass player, bobbing spazmatically to and fro, and the drummer with the perfectly round afro, obviously sporting his "captain caveman" look..."classic" indeed!

"that's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

yes, be a man, blaine!

drumming up publicity for your crappy new album, eh?

oop, maybe axl and rush can share a cell...?

the dodo blog.

mmmmm...meat...

robots read your mind!!

a treasury of macrame owls.

top 50 most expensive cities in the world.

it's heading straight for earth!!!!

here's some new beck album info.

related?

rainy days and mondays always get me down

man, it's been raining here, for, like days and days...ugh.

exploitation movie poster art.

the american 1950's.

a collage a day.

how to prepare tofu.

farmers only!

coal region dictionary.

they are made out of meat.

how to toilet-train your cat.

"Ben, the two of us need look no more/we both found what we were looking for..."

i think i need to join bloggers anonymous. i used to never post on weekends, and now here i am, bloggin' on a sunday...

aaaaiiiieeeee!

Wenz Frühjahr/Sommer 1973.

i cannot believe that these types of moustaches are coming back. i wonder if i will learn to like them? sheesh...

swiss cannabis ice tea. mmmmmm!

congrats to pat from moonachie, who is now the New Jersey Turnpike Regional Hot-Dog Eating Champion.

home remedies for poor college students.

the american motel. (lileks)

"never rub another man's rhubarb."

that is one line from "batman" that just never made it into the pop culture lexicon. we're watching it right now for the first time in years and years, and there are so many one-liners that are etched into our brains...i forgot what an insane big deal that movie was when it came out. by the way, my favorite batman is christian bale.

related?

related? goths like bats...

i just discovered that the guy in the wheelchair who answers the trivia question for free coffee in "ghost world" is crispin glover's dad!

i also found these pictures of eric stoltz in the scenes he filmed when he was the original star of "back to the future." man, i was so in love with michael j. fox back then. i thought he was the coolest. but eric looks way cooler to me now, in retrospect...more 80's alternative-guy.

i watched this today. it's about VD. specifically, syphillis.

here's a list of films shown on usa: up all night. i watched it faithfully every weekend as a youth.

and here's a list of films quentin tarantino has shown at the qt film fests in austin. y'all just need to cut and paste the titles from those 2 lists and put 'em in your netflix queue. you'll have a great couple of months ahead of you!

okay, would you just look at this guy?!? i mean, WOW, i wish i could be as hip as this guy! actually, at least he's unique. most everybody on those hipster party sites look exactly the same. like, they need a shot of penicillin and a square meal.

Your 1950s Name is:

Audrey Bonnie

What's your 1950s Name?

this is one of the greatest things you will ever see

p.s.--
grind house!! i cannot wait!

scary!

weird al is back!

bow wow wow

today is take your dog to work day. so, go back home, get your dog, and show him/her what you do all day while you leave them at home, all alone, missing you.

new york people --- leave manhattan and move to philly. check out these ads, which are funny, done by art school students, and kind of true. but, you know. i mean, i love philly, a whole lot. but i don't think people would leave new york for it, nor do i think they like people dissing their city.

OUCH!!!

R.I.P. harriet.

how come burger king has the worst food, but the best marketing campaigns?

dig this crazy rainbow!

all about tratti.

awwwwww yeah!

we just got raconteurs tickets for the just-added 2nd roseland ballroom in nyc in september! rawk!

in other news...

great sketches from the 1920's done by a little boy that some guy found in a box. awesome.

thousands of 80's videos. wheeee!

gg allin on jerry springer. (via yuppie punk)

see what google ads come up in conjunction with kurt cobain's suicide note.

looking glass girl - funky pocket mirrors for the ladies.

classic movies it's okay to hate.

yard sale addict.

let them eat fluff!

just because.

"That's a human ear all right..."

homeless bloggers.

noooooooooo!!!

related: it could be worse.

strangers with candy premiere! it's finally happening!

well GOLLLLLY, check out this album!

remember those awesome paintings in eli cash's apartment in "royal tenenbaums"? well, here they are for closer inspection.

people sure get wound up over the PBR..."heineken? f that...pabst blue ribbon is what you'll drink tonight!"

oooh, flea circus!!

most annoying terms and phrases in the workplace. no mention of TPS reports.

random shopping list generator. my list includes:

Cough Syrup, baby
absinthe
cervical cap
John Tesh CD
Yanni tape
Polaroid film, mask
Schmidt Ice

yep, that sounds about right.

happy summer!

of course i wake up in an awful mood on the longest flippin' day of the year. :( oh well.

things found stuffed in books in a jail book cart. (via growabrain)

oooh, this looks good!

weird statues in recreational parks. (via boing boing)

how to do your hair all retro.

here are the project runway 3 designers. no sign of daniel franco this time.

man, frank zappa had a shitload of songs! you don't realize it until you see them all listed together...

long awkward pose. my whole life is one big long, awkward pose...

this cheesy "free tour of our fabulous resort community, no obligation weekend for two" thing with erik estrada makes me laugh. and i always think of "empire of the ants" when i see it...

more stuff.

how to help a friend who gets arrested in the middle of the night.

new strokes video! (via the modern age)

old pink floyd video! (via pcl linkdump)

walt disney's apartment.

canadian true crime mags from the 40's & 50's.

iPod belt buckle.

girl-wonder.org. yes, chicks read comics, too.

free the west memphis 3.

in case you're bored at work today...adult swim games. dude, i can't wait for pee-wee's playhouse to come back on! every little teaser commercial makes me so happy!

stuff

the frat pack tribute.

george harrison sings the pirate song.

hand knits for young moderns.

dimes must die!!!!

new johnny cash songs on myspace.

the zombies. just because.

hi bob!

what i'm watching right now.

what i watched on local public access right before i started watching what i'm watching right now.

something i will definitely watch in the future.

i went for wings and beer with lina (or bina, as we affectionately call her) after work today, and i was explaining the deal with gram parsons' death. so, here's the story, in case you don't know.

"link us, man...link us!"

i don't know why, but i really wanted to post a pic of that beatnik chicken from looney tunes...

finally!!

that's it...start 'em young, mom.

i wonder if they were drinking the $38,000 whiskey?

mondo daddykin -- super groovy neat-o keen!

if anyone lives near west reading, you should come to this tomorrow. i will be selling jewelry.

You Are 52% Sociopath

You're not a sociopath, but you're very prone to antisocial behavior. Other people's opinions matter little to you. You live your own fringe life - for better or worse.

Are You A Sociopath?

of course he's a mason, don't be ridiculous...

check the cool wax is an AMAZING place for insane music, and mrs. miller's greatest hits is no different.

update: who is mrs. miller??

zappa cafe in budapest.

the meow mix house. oooookay...

i guess this is like the netflix of handbags...

so, my dad is a freemason, and we are from pennsylvania...i wonder if he knows balki now?!?!? (sidenote: when i emailed this link to my boyfriend, he wittily replied: "who made balki bartokomous a star? WE DO!!!")

interesting/scary thing my friend christine discovered when she tried to check out an innocent website when she was in dubai.

billy name. just because. (sidenote: christine's husband peter looks eerily like billy name with glasses. i saw billy name the other night on how to draw a bunny, and i was shocked at the resemblence!)

related? draw and color a bunny with uncle fred.

i read that this place is shutting down. WHY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

now this is what i call a handsome woman!

when elfmans explode.

"shake this square world and blast off for kicksville!"

home de POT?!

discontinued disneyland attractions.

this is all fine and dandy, but it's still no actual gn'r. we need a real reunion tour! slash and duff need to stop that velvet revolver nonesense already...

speaking of reuniting bands of yesteryear...

this shirt made me laugh.

i bet this DVD would make me laugh, too...but for all the wrong reasons.

"Come on and take a look. Take a trip from 'Squaresville'. Live a little."

...poor little hamster!

woo-hoo! YES! YES! (although the titles mentioned sound a lot like grateful dead songs to me. eek.)

every day is a little brighter with some paul reubens...

...and some johnny cash.

perhaps i should look into making things like this instead of boring old jewelry...

ouch!! oh, screech...you've fallen so far... although having one of those shirts would be funny for about 5 minutes.

here you can view my all-time favorite drug-related classroom scare film, "narcotics: pit of despair." this flick's got some GREAT QUOTES, such as, "C'mon man get with it! Drag it man, try anything once. Fly. You can't get a habit with weed." and, "John surrenders his dignity and lays his future on the chopping block."

r.i.p exidor

awwwwww.

"you're a jinx, oliver!!"

i got somethin' to say...watch this clip!

drink up, dudes.

13 memorably unpopular characters from popular tv shows.

how to survive in the woods for 3 days.

elvis in post-it notes.

noooooooooooooooo!

stop the world, i wanna get off

man, some days i wake up and i JUST CANNOT DEAL!! i have never woken up on a wronger side of the bed than i did this morning. well, that's probably not true, but it was a pretty dire "i'm fat/i'm ugly/i'm old/i hate my job" situation. i just sat down on the bed and looked at my boyfriend and said, "i just can't do this today, man." but i'm here. here i am. LOVING IT. :/ anyway...

interview with ari gold. perhaps i should work for him...?

get well soon, loretta!

ok, people. not EVERY SINGLE trend of the past needs to come back.

"i'm fresh out of prison and came by to shoot..."

i want this.

gallery of ads showing hardcore drugs as ingredients for normal products. (via fark)

this is funny. my friends dave and wyatt photoshopped themselves into a "manimal" photo. and here's the best/worst manimal page ever!

and all the children are insane

here's the doors doing "the end" on some tv show. see jim's big groovy sideburns, and check out the guy dancing in the blue shirt on the far left about 7 minutes in. he rules!!

johnny jackass is at it again.

shatner acting simulator.

interview with little steven "silvio" van zandt. i so totally love this guy.

oop!

...because he's gay. i know someone who knows someone who knows him (tee hee), and this person says he's gay. not that there's anything wrong with that. we all know that i love my gays.

"Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate."

extreme diet coke and mentos experiments.

freaklopedia geektannica! with free downloadable iron-ons! YES!!!

how to run up a wall and flip. you know i always provide you with the important stuff.

beck itunes video album.

the puppetry homepage. (sort of related to beck. he's got puppets in his stage show now.)

that is all.

oop. today is also...

...national slayer day. so, listen to slayer. maybe some reign in blood?

isn't all of michigan hell?

so...today is lucky? ok. today is my sister and her hubby's anniversary. they were all like, "eewww, it's on 06/06/06!!!"

jack black joins the WWE. for real.

the kubrick FAQ. (via coudal partners)

you can't make it up watched "deal or no deal" with celine dion so we didn't have to.

it's 06/06/06! the evil day of unnecessary horror remakes!

seriously, that new "omen" movie did NOT need to be made. of course i haven't seen it, but still. please.

now THIS is good news!!

here's a young laddy who fancies himself as bob dylan. he needs to hold his signs up higher.

related: dig on all the bob xm radio shows here.

you have b.o.

related: nervous b.o.

ahhhh, 2 great american groups finally banding together to help all of mankind. i think i'll move to canada now.

woxy.com vintage modern rock tunes.

how to make a soda bottle volcano.

monkey fluids.

saw wolfmother last night---i'd say they rocked.

also:

this is fun.

now you can be just like dwight k. schrute.

sweet!! totally sweet!!!

related.

"o'er the RAAAPIDS we ruunnngh....thru the night..."

i don't know how all of these people kept from losing it. i really don't. funny funny funny.

more later...i have all kinds of work to do. ugh. i keep forgetting that work is for working, and not for blogging...

but before i go, here is a picture chris found last night on some site featuring cute foofy schmooshy cats. it's a girl, who looks a lot like me, with a cat that looks a lot like gertie. but it's not us. that girl's got a bigger rack.









p.s. goin' to see wolfmother on sunday...should be a groovy, heavy, zeppelin-esque, australian time.

howdy. here are your links.

i think kathy should adpot a baby from namibia.

calvin and hobbes searchable database.

michel gondry's the silence of sleep. well, 2 minutes of it, anyway...

gnomes!!

anaylzing all the state of the union addresses.

old french ads.

bollywood dreams.

pez central.

download all the brian jonestown massacre you can handle.