happy frank year!

frankmas 2006

look at these ho ho ho's

here's me and nicole gettin' our frank on!

p.s. related?

music from big frank

everybody is down with frank

justin theroux:














the hoff:



















mark ruffalo:



















wes craven:


















jermaine jackson:



















carson daly:



















even kenny's u.k. friend clive!














viva la frank!!

1. collect underpants. 2. ??? 3. profit!

how to make your own dunderball.

what is dunderball, you may ask?

good night...sleep tight...don't let the bedbugs bite...BECAUSE THEY'RE REAL!

and don't let the underpants gnomes get ya! this must be their favorite day of the year.

tall, slim, and erect. site not as saucy as it sounds.

at least it's not going to be pink or zellwegger. or lindsay blow-han. i think zooey could pull off being janis.

and finally...my beloved kenny is in england for a week, and he took frank along (check out the "frank" section in my links to the left to see his previous adventures). i hear frank is going to stonehenge, so i am super-excited for that picture!!!

don't be a coconut

yay, what a great couple of days! gertie wanted to come to new york with us...













but we told her she had to stay behind and watch the apartment while we were gone.



















she was a little upset, because frank got to go and she didn't.













on the way to the show, we took one of many, many wrong turns and ended up in times square during rush hour. eeek!














since we were right there, we decided to stop at michael scott's favorite new york restaurant. ok, not really...















yeah, so, the strokes show was AWESOME. so, so awesome. this was the best stroke show that i've seen since probably 2002. they sounded better than ever. someone said joaquin phoenix was at the show, but i didn't see him. we were on the floor, drinking many many beers, having a grand old time. we were some of the oldest people there, it seemed. it also seemed that everyone in my little area was singing every word to every song...so that was awesome. except for the fat teenage stinky boys who were all over each other all night. they were really, really annoying. after my 5 beers (on an empty stomach, no less), the one guy's stench was almost enough to send me into vomit-land. but, thankfully that didn't happen...p.s. DAMN it was cold friday night!!

*no strokes pics. sorry!*

saturday was really great, too. matt, chris and i went to brunch at enid's. i had eggs florentine. it was yummy indeed, and we got to just sit and catch up with matty boombalatty and it was nice. on the way out i used the facilities, and snapped some pics in there.














then we went shoppin'. i bought a great shirt for $6 and a bunch of found photos at junk. then i got a groovy hat and a pair of shades for $6.50 each at beacon's closet. see ensemble below.



















finally, i got a cute plaid skirt at brooklyn industries for $19. i love bargains!! thrift shopping and finding bargains is like drugs to me, i swear.



















after that, we went to mugs to meet up with some of matt's friends and enjoy the annual split thy brooklyn skull wine & beer fest. we were there, like, ALL DAY. woo! we had many many many good beers. i drank a lot of the n'iice *something-or-other* belgian strong ale. their hot wings weren't too bad, either. not really hot enough for me, but oh well.




















chris had some drunken fun with the receipt.






finally, please enjoy a few random images from our afternoon.






























tonight is the academy awards. you can be sure that i will be watching the e! red carpet action, the actual show, the post-show, EVERYTHING. let's see if my oscar picks make it!

p.s. !!!!!!!! most of you won't give a crap about this, but i sure do. crazy!

okay, i did some web-scouring...

...and this is what i came up with:

list of films ordered by uses of the "f" word.

dismember this purple-haired naked lady. is this NSFW? not sure. meh. it's not that great anyway.

statue molesters! fun!

pooh goes apeshit. ok, i admit i didn't actually read it. but it sounds funny!

unusual ways people have died.

happy frank year!!

merry frankmas!

franksgiving (updated --now with 20% more links!)

i am so not functional today. went to ohio for the holidays, and i feel like my brain is somewhere on the PA turnpike. not to say that it wasn't a perfectly nice little holiday, because it was. like a good american, i ate too much, slept too much, and then spent too much money on the killer black friday sales. the best deal was a sweater at banana republic for $12.

anyway, you need to hurry up and write a letter. you remember letters, don't you? anyway, mail it today (you remember stamps, don't you?) and help try to save arrested development. it's a valiant effort, but i think we all need to start accepting things and just let the healing begin.

beck.com got a nice little upgrade. me likey this version a whole lot. and i think i could totally rock that crazy plastic DJ bag they got up for sale. hint, hint.

those hipster strokes get over themselves. and get a punchier attitude.

paris hilton has always been an idiot, apparently.

emily dickinson random epigram machine. "Consummation is the hurry of fools, but Expectation the Elixir of the Gods."

and finally, from an australian bar receipt...