today's post featuring a photo of jason schwartzman and zooey deschanel playing music together, just because

lynch!

schrute!

i guess project runway is *so over*.

cute bag.

i bet this sofa STILL looks great. thanks, plastic slipcovers!

i remember having to "write sentences." in middle school i had to write "i will not chew gum in class" and i separated the "cl" from the "ass" and i thought i was so cool by doing that.

woooooooooooooooooo!

i stand by my decision---TEAM JEFFREY!

so, last night's episode of project runway, which is the first in the two-part finale, was completely edited to look like jeffrey did indeed cheat, and was shady and had something to hide. i just don't buy it. he obviously showed his collection at bryant park, so i would think that if he truly broke the rules and got outside help, they would disqualify him, no? unless they ended up using him as a decoy. in the previews for next week, they showed tim gunn (smooch, smooch, LOVE TIM!) telling the group that he had an announcement, and some statement like, "the rules of this show are very clear." which is a totally ambiguous statement. then they showed jeffrey putting his hands over his face with a clearly edited-in crying sound (booo, bravo!), and uli hugging him. no way are they making it that easy!! they made it look like there is no doubt that jeffrey cheated and he broke down in tears. i personally think that he was relieved and uli hugged him because she was totally defending him when laura made this "announcement." LAURA SUCKS!!! what a tired old drama queen.

although...condisering the way "reality tv" seems to work...is it possible that this is all just a preconceived "plot twist" to stir up controversey and ratings and such? PRODUCER: "okay laura, you accuse jeffrey of cheating. america hates him. then we can have an investigation, and we'll break up the finale into TWO PARTS, and the cliffhanger of the first episode will be tim about to reveal the results of the investigation!!!" i mean, would that be such an impossibility? they never split the finale into 2 episodes before. ANNNND, what is UP with her saying that she had no money to start her own line, so this $100,000 would really help her?!? SHE'S LOADED!!! well, at least her husband is. did you SEE her apartment?!?!? ugh. she's a snooty old rag. i hope one of her kids puts turtle poop in her coffee.

i will say that uli's collection was a lot nicer than laura's or michael's. michael's stuff was a hot mess, i'm sorry. i really, really like the guy's personality; he seems really great. but zzzzzzzzzzzz...he ain't winnin' squat. laura's stuff would only appeal to the middle-aged upper-east side-cocktail-party set. she's not even a possibility. there is just something about uli that kinda rubs me the wrong way...she's got CRAZY in her eyes or something. there is just something a little off about her...

jeffrey's stuff is awesome. jeffrey should win. i don't care if you think he's a big fat jerk; he's the best designer out of those 4 and he should win. i saw all the collections weeks ago, along with all the other obsessive "runway" peeps, and seeing them on the show only cemented my decision that jeffrey should win. the end. those stripes are HOT.

please refer to blogging project runway and project rungay for recaps and whatnot. damn, i love this show!

team jeffrey!

nothing really happening on the internets this morning...except i just discovered that the project runway designers show their collections at ny fashion week t 9 a.m.! i wonder who's gonna win...i wonder who the final 3 are? it will be michael and jeffrey, for sure...as far as the 3rd one, it could be laura or uli; it could go either way. it doesn't even matter. although i am team jeffrey all the way, i feel that michael will win. which is fine; he's really good. but it's so obvious that all the judges loooooooooove him. i think michael kors is in love with him, actually. "ooooh, he's just sooooo SMART! wheeee!" :) UPDATE: i don't think michael's collection is all that hot. go jeffrey! don't listen to all the haters! you rule! i would totally wear the below dress:




















related: jay mccarroll's fashion week debut is tonight. love him!



not related: ahhhhhhhh!

UPDATE: blogging project runway is THERE, and promises to give us the skinny. yippee!

"she looks like a fat minnie mouse." (ouch!!)

design*sponge. it's a good design blog, but actually the most recent post is about what a crime it was to send alison home last night on "project runway." i couldn't agree more!!! i mean, this outfit wasn't her best work, but she has a good track record. plus, VINCENT IS TOTALLY INSANE, HIS CLOTHES SUCK, AND HE JUST NEEDS TO GO! and may i say that jeffrey was totally robbed. his dress was AWESOME. he has every right to be pissed. i mean, just look at this dress. he made it out of NEWSPAPER, and it kicks @$$.






















it was so much better than michael's boring piece of poo. :/

i am going to decorate every room in the house just like this. (actually we DO have a white owl lamp that we bought at goodwill, so we are not that far off)

artist trading cards.

indiana jones vs. brian jones.