"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he has never cried"

OH, YES HE HAS! you know, i really think chuck norris is the new hasselhoff.

random chuck norris facts.

chuck norris responds to chuck norris facts.

chuck norris mania!

i will so never read this book.




plus: it's supercar!

free sci-fi movies!

and now (drumroll, please)...mondo's oscar picks! please note that of course i haven't seen all of these films or anything like that. these are just the people that i like. i really need to see "good night and good luck," "capote," and "a history of violence."

picture: brokeback mountain. it just seems like this will win it.
actor: philip seymour hoffman. because i heart him. i heart joaquin, too, but philip will win. although i would probably actually cry a little bit if joaquin won, what with me forever loving johnny cash and all. ugh, i am torn.
actress: i'll pick reese witherspoon, but felicity huffman may just get it.
supporting actor: i'll say matt dillon, just because i loved him very much in the 80's ("over the edge"!!!!) but i like me some clooney and some jakey and some giamotti, too! tough one.
supporting actress: frances mcdormand, because she's awesome.
director: ang lee. his movies are always good. well, almost always (hello, "hulk!")

i don't care about the other categories. except maybe animated feature, which is a toss-up between "corpse bride" and "wallace and grommit."