Thursday, May 31, 2007
apparently it's 50's hostage film noir night on turner classic movies!
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Saturday, May 26, 2007
mummy dearest
also:
how do YOU make iced coffee?
where do YOU like to make potty? (for the record, i've been in both of these bathrooms. the borders bathroom be the best.
some details on the newely edited "death proof." can't wait!
this cracks me up every time i look at at.
the "little house on the prairie" nitpickers guild. p.s. i love these old ugly-looking geocities-type sites from the 90's.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
'cause we got our recruits and our green mohair suits...
also, tomorrow is international talk like bob dylan day. and it's also his birthday. see ya in exactly one month, bobby boy! so tomorrow you and a friend can go sit in a field or the woods or something, and one of you can sing like bob dylan, and the other can do this. you can have yourself a little hootenanny!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
birthday hoopla!
i wish there were a bette davis channel.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
people born on this date in history
1797 - Maria Isabel of Portugal, queen of Spain (d. 1818)
1870 - Albert Fish, American serial killer (d. 1936)
1890 - Ho Chi Minh, Vietnamese leader (d. 1969)
1925 - Malcolm X, American civil rights activist (d. 1965)
1934 - Jim Lehrer, American television journalist
1941 - Nora Ephron, American screenwriter
1945 - Pete Townshend, English musician (The Who)
1946 - André the Giant, French professional wrestler (d. 1993)
1948 - Grace Jones, Jamaican singer and actress
1949 - Dusty Hill, American blues rock singer/bassist (ZZ Top)
1951 - Joey Ramone, American musician (The Ramones) (d. 2001)
1954 - Phil Rudd, Australian drummer (AC/DC)
1968 - Kyle Eastwood, American jazz musician; son of Clint Eastwood
1973 - mondo retro, insignifigant internet blogger and frequent hair-dyer
Friday, May 18, 2007
"Even for the Internet, it’s … pretty shocking."
Monday, May 14, 2007
Sunday, May 13, 2007
happy mother's day.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
sorry for all the jack white stuff lately.
chris and i grabbed a bite to eat at "the pit" last night, which is a biker bar with killer BBQ chicken and ribs and outdoor seating. love that place! on the way there we were listening to "stop breaking down" and even he was like, "wow. this is so good. like, really really really good." when it gets all crazy-good about 3 minutes in, i said, "man, you can't put a price on that." and chris was like, "yes you can. $525.00, to be exact." hmmmm. anyway, i guess it goes without saying that we are super amped for this show coming up.
today was a decent day. i woke up and walked about a mile to a "multi-family yard sale," which conjured images of every house for blocks and blocks with tons of stuff to sift through...but no. it was like 4 houses, and all their stuff was crap. so, i ended up taking an hour-and-a-half walk through some nice neighborhoods near us...it was a perfect morning for it. then i cleaned the house, did a few loads of laundry, did some art, and put crazy blonde chunks in my hair. right now i'm watching "sunset blvd" and drinking some delicious coffee with my cat on my lap. ahhhhhh...these are the good moments in life.
Friday, May 11, 2007
yikes, where to begin...
Sunday, May 06, 2007
Saturday, May 05, 2007
i just don't know what to do with myself.
amy sedaris' amazon list for entertaining. the list itself is, of course, entertaining.
grey gardens blog! if you've never seen the original film, i highly recommend that you do. it's crazy.
regular movies done up with grindhouse-style posters.
pulp muppets!
sort-of related: sad kermit. click on "audio" and listen. and weep.
whoah. sarah jessica parker's got some jacked-up feet. see, this is why i wear flats. wear 4" heels and you get 80-year old woman's feet.
if you ever wondered how much celebrity photos get retouched...wonder no more. (click on "portfolio.")
awww. nick drake is my friend, too!
ny times book review of the latest nirvana biography. (registration required.)
this is funny. and this cat looks like a fatter version of gertie.
board games based on tv shows. i had "dukes of hazzard" and "family feud." no one would EVER play "family feud" with me, and it was my favorite. i would always demand to be richard dawson, and i'd be all, "LET'S PLAY THE FEUD!!!" and i would kiss the players on the cheek and make an obnoxious buzzing sound when they got an answer wrong. hmmm, it's just become totally obvious why no one would play with me now...
the good, the bad, and the ugly
i am thankful that she is at peace now, and finally with my pappy (who passed away in 1998 at 88 years old...he tripped and fell coming inside the house because "the price is right" was on. i shit you not. that man never missed "the price is right" a day in his life.) my 2 sisters and i are going to be pallbearers at her funeral along with chris, my sister's husband, and my cousin. that's gonna be a tough one. my mom also asked if i wanted to speak at the funeral, but i don't think i can get through it...
and now, the good...
despite my grieving state, chris and i got up at 5 am and magically whisked ourselves away to delaware ("hi...i'm in delaware...") to wait in line for white stripes tickets. it was only a little over an hour away, and there were like 50 people in line already when we got there. eek! but, after careful calculating, we felt secure that we would get some tickets, and we did! wooooooo! and we got pretty decent seats (see above photo, we are in the very front row of that side section. not too shabby!). we each bought two tickets, because we overheard that practically everyone was buying 4 (the limit), and if you bought 2, the availablity was closer to the stage. i think that the theory was correct, because this girl who was at least 10 people ahead of us in line bought 4 and came out and her tickets were in the very back. and she didn't look too pleased. at any rate, looks like 2 of our lucky friends will be going to the show with us! or, two lucky ebayers will be paying a retarded amount of $$$ for these tickets at the last minute if we can't find anyone to go.
the venue, the grand opera house in fabulous downtown wilmington, seats a mere 1,100, so there isn't really a bad seat in the house. i mean, seriously. look how small this place is!!! and the top of the bulding (in the center with the two little windows and the triangle) looks like a chicken!!
this place seems to be or once was a masonic lodge...hmmm...my dad's a mason...wonder if i can get him to pull some strings? "ok dad, i've never asked you to use your masonic connections ever before in my whole life...now's the time. i need to meet jack white. make it so!!!"
the place looks totally cool inside, too. so, i'm really excited. this will be white stripes shows #5 for me (#3 for chris), and only my 2nd indoor stripes show. this is shaping up to be a good summer for me, concert-wise. bob dylan, the police, and the white stripes all in the span of one month. we also have loose plans to go back to the rock n' roll hall of fame this year, because there's a big doors thing. but also because it's awesome. we went in '03 and it was seriously one of the best times ever. and hopefully we can hit up cedar point again and get our coaster on as well.
and what is the ugly, you may ask? well, i decided to make some jell-o this afternoon. strawberry! mmmmmm. but a little boring all by itself. i have no cool whip handy, and i didn't feel like going to the store just for cool whip, you know? then i remembered when we would get jell-o in school, and it would always have bits of delicious fruit floating delicately and evenly throughout the jell-o blob. hey, i thought...i have some blackberries! that would be de-lish!!! WELL. they all sunk to the bottom of the bowl. how in the hell do you get them to float around?!? am i an idiot? what am i not understanding here? do you have to put it on its side, or add them halfway through the chilling process, or what? maybe it has to be made in like a long flat pan and not a bowl...whatEVER. eating that later is gonna be u-g-l-y...i ain't got no alibi, it's UGLY! i'd take a picture of it, but a certain co-worker of mine (accidentally) spilled an ENTIRE BEER on my camera in orlando and now it doesn't work. i'm not going to mention any names...MARTY!!!! >:(