Wednesday, March 15, 2006

are you a friend of liza?

(i know it's supposed to be dorothy, but whatever. close enough)

funny undies.

los angeles rock n' roll roadmap.

"corpse bride" love advice.

related: how to build a corpse.

screw those girl scouts! make your own!!

all the mad magazine covers.

r.i.p., queen of the roller derby.

among the guests at at liza minnelli and david gest's wedding: Michael Jackson, Tito Jackson, Natalie Cole, Donald Trump, Gina Lollobrigida, Diana Ross, Elizabeth Taylor, Esther Williams, Rosie O'Donnell, David Hasselhoff, Janet Leigh, Mia Farrow, Petula Clark, Mickey Rooney, Kirk Douglas, Martha Stewart, Phyllis Diller, Carol Channing, Andy Williams, Robert Goulet, Sally Kirkland, Joan Collins, Lauren Bacall, Julie Andrews, Luther Vandross, Anthony Hopkins, Paula Abdul, Donny Osmond, Dionne Warwick, Brian May, Lorraine Bracco, Gloria Gaynor, Barbara Walters, Shaggy, Marilyn McCoo, Buzz Aldrin, Macaulay Culkin, Liam Neeson, Natasha Richardson, Jane Russell, The Doobie Brothers, Michael Feinstein, Little Anthony and the Imperials, Ben Vereen, Ashford and Simpson, B.J. Thomas...

shaggy? buzz aldrin?! hmmm. sidenote: my landlord is involved with a well-known rehab in my area, and he met liza when she was drying out there 2 or 3 years ago. she asked him to carry her bags. he was like, "uhhhh, NO..." ha. i got the impression that she was just a smidge on the bitchy side. i can't imagine! but, i gotta say, i loved her as lucille 2.


flatlander said...

Ok, that cookie recipe may spell the end of scouting as we know it.

But I forsee an increase in Roller-derby participants when parents start searching for new extra-carricular activities for their kids.

mondo retro said...

my dad used to love to watch roller derby in the 70's. my grandfather, who was obsessed with wrestling until the day he died, used to make fun of my dad for it because he said that the roller derby was so fake. ha.