scary friday afternoon linkage

everyone loves zombies

shining soundboard

wikipedia's list of films by gory death scene

and here's the scariest link of all! what, she can treat people like dirt because she banged the guy who plays a clearly retarded foreign exchange student on a tired old sitcom? she can do whatever she wants because the whole world is laughing at her, her lack of talent, and the fact that her dad is super-creepy? ashlee, you may be a total poseur (i hate your attempts at a "punk" look. you suck), you may be dumb as a post, but your mtv show is like crack. it's like you know it's really, really bad for you, and you'd be mortified if your friends and family knew that you were into it, but you can't stop. that's how i feel about the ashlee simpson show. i also watch america's next top model. there, i said it. i watch both of those shows. what's it to ya? i'm pretty sure it's for purely ironic reasons, though, so don't write me off just yet, ok?