"The air was soft, the stars so fine, the promise of every cobbled alley so great, that I thought I was in a dream."

lolsecretz. like postsecret, but with lolcatz. hey, look! that cat to the left there is the feline version of me!

hilly kristal was a millionaire.

jack kerouac's hand-drawn cover for "on the road."

having children angers eddie vedder.

yeeaaah...i'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead...annnnd...have a happy birthday. milton, keep passing the cake so everyone gets a piece.

i just saw a bunch of lou reed's photographs at the warhol museum. they're quite good.

awwww. this is sort of related--i have this little millipede-woman toy. the bottom is a millipede, and the top is a bettie page-esque woman with big boobs. one time i saw a real millipede on top of the sexy millipede woman. it was so funny. he probably thought, "woo-hoo! i hit the jackpot! this is the hottest millipede chick i've ever seen!!"