my brothers call me "donk."

what?! sororities have superficial, judgemental, misinformed, and stupid girls as members? the hell you say!

to do:

vintage consumer reports photos.

scroll down to the story about david cassidy. ugh.

awesome pics of little people (or "peoples", as we called them in my family), with cute commentary!

BOOOO! WOLF BLITZER! BOOOOOOOO!

this was so funny.

"...goes together like a horse and the glue factory."

the napkin fiction project.

britney spears - outsider artist? ha.

i am SO watching this!

i would watch this, too. because i am a nerd.

best cereal commercials ever.

more cereal for you.

get mortified!

"do these effectively hide my thunder?"

david cross was on the south beach diet? odd.

i'd like to see more of this here in america.

finally, a reason to watch SNL.

stuff for all to enjoy.

amy sedaris, whom i L-O-V-E (lovelovelove), had some sort of craft challenge recently where people were supposed to put googly eyes on food. some of them are pretty funny and cute. i even have the winner as my background on my computer---it's so darn cute!

bum wines. these are the wines that winos drink. fun!

the jean-paul sartre cookbook. not so fun.

the international egg art guild.

how to make an origami jumping frog.

collage machine.

dig this 70's mall window mannequin!

you're a bitch, karen!!!! grrrrr...

separated at birth?

woo!

got shins tickets this morning! i hope they're better this time than the last time we saw them--at coney island with the white stripes. that was an outdoor show, and i reckon that they will fare better indoors. at any rate, wooo!

in other news:

the american dime museum is closing down. boooo!

your swingin' pad!

dig this crazy stuff up for auction!

the plot thickens!

according to "the insider," this garden gnome has also come forward as a possbile father of little dannielynn! this story just gets more bizarre by the minute...

this just in!!

in a shocking turn of events, my boyfriend has decided to hold a press conference tomorrow to reveal that he in fact is the father of anna nicole's baby. because apparantly everyone on the face of the earth is deciding to claim that he had sex with her around the time she became pregnant.

slow news day

however, it is not too cold to...

...make a little fudge man riding a dog! yes, it's fudge, *not* poop. we love our Lil' Fudge-Em's!

it's too cold to think of a witty title for this post.

the world series of pop culture timed online test is on february 14th at 7 pm and 10 pm. i guess they figure people that would be good enough to get on that show have nothing better to do on valentine's day. (i am seriously thinking about canceling my dinner reservations.)

how to pull a tablecloth from under a place setting. i tried this once when i was a little kid--with disastrous results. :/

awww, i wish we would've seen this when we painted our house over the summer...although the colors we picked are really not that far off from these.

and speaking of retro american 50's homes...

random movie generator. mine was called "mystery werewolf."

the hoff's myspace page.

justin theroux is on the cover of anthem magazine this month.

this is surpisingly awesome

karen elson (model & mrs. jack white) and melissa auf der maur (ex-bassist for hole and smashing pumpkins) doing a danzig cover at the chelsea hotel. i think they sound really, really cool together. if they recorded an album together i would totally buy it.


and, for good measure, here's mr. karen elson jamming with pete townsend (who happens to have the same birthday as me. woo!)

i first saw this movie when i was like 10 years old

...and even then i knew that this scene was waaaaay too long. although this is the first time i've seen it in spanish...