Friday, February 09, 2007

the plot thickens!


according to "the insider," this garden gnome has also come forward as a possbile father of little dannielynn! this story just gets more bizarre by the minute...

3 comments:

Mazetarium said...

So I'm confused, is the gnome or Chris the son on Zsa Zsa Gabor?

I guess you guys should be getting that phat estate check any minute now!!!

mondo retro said...

chris is actually zsa zsa's 7th husband (he doesn't like to talk about it). the gnome is planning on holding a press conference within the next few days, revealing that gertie, my cat, was the one who supplied ANS with that ginormous bottle of methadone.

Mazetarium said...

Oh, I geddit!!!

It's all perfectly beer now!