i have a half-eaten piece of mushroom pizza in the fridge...anybody wanna buy that?

compilation of all of jim rockford's messages. my grandfather used to always watch "the rockford files." (via linkmachinego)

life is enough of a gamble; just gimme my damn money!!!

make your own concert ticket stub. notice the watermark says says "ticketbastard." (via stereogum)

be a superstar at your next poker game.

some of these cars freak me out. i don't think i like the future.

why am i not surprised to see a corn dog?