i say "justin theroux" a lot in this post.

i'm assuming that this is a joke (or at least a jokester trying to gain illustrious youtube fame), but here it is anyway...



i think i see greg brady hanging out the window with a flashlight and a kazoo...

in other news, i had this really long, involved dream last night about justin theroux, who for some reason showed up at a family function (which was in a dank, gray, cubicle-ridden office space). my dad was there, and he thought that this justin theroux character was trying to steal me away from my man (hi honey! yes, you were in the dream, too). my dad would go into a blinding rage every time justin theroux tried to talk to me. yet he didn't make him leave, he just wanted us to stay away from each other. so, i changed my outfit before dinner, and my dad thought i was trying to woo justin theroux or something, and he picked him up and threw him out a window. ?!?!? ha, so odd...i remember the outfit i put on, too: a pair of those black beatniky/80's madonna-type leggings, and a weird skirt on top that was all different lengths and had strings hanging from it (it kind of looked like it was made from a bunch of neckties--it also made my ass look HUGE), and a big 'ol white man's shirt. and i put a great big bow in my hair. yes, if an emsemble like that wouldn't woo any man, i don't know what will. ?!?!?