hey, my dad's name is henry!

i wonder when the next baby will be born. because you KNOW jack white's gonna have 3 kids. :)

ever wonder what to buy the pill-popper in your life who has everything? wonder no more!

how to lucid dream. wheeeeeee!

this is so funny to me.

so, i am going to vegas in september for a week. on business, mind you. BUT, this is going on while i am there! no one is going to be able to stop me from trying to get to that red carpet. just to WOO at the people i like (i'm sure there will be very few) and yell horrible things at the people i don't (which will be, like, everybody). this business trip just got WAY MORE INTERESTING!