I like to dissect women. Did you know I'm totally insane?

i need to see this movie!!

sort-of related (mary harron directed both "...bettie page" and "american psycho"): patrick bateman talking action figure. i wonder if it says, "sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it." that'd be great. but not as good as:

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual...." blah blah blah. that may very well be my favorite scene of the movie. anyway. moving on.

book covers. that's all. just book covers.

i guess they didn't have the wisdom to know the difference.

plot-o-matic movie plot generator. here's mine:

Taint: A Love Story
an original screenplay concept by Mondo Retro

Black comedy: A struggling artist teams up with a cute dog named Jake to discover America. In the process they sign a suicide pact with a gay interior decorator. By the end of the movie they burn 27 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their country, living happily ever after.
Think Clerks meets Godzilla Vs. Monster Zero.

oh, give me a flippin' break. UGH.

mark mothersbaugh: problem-solver.

ewww.

l. ron hubbard's "the road to freedom." hahahahahahahaha!

if wacky cult music sung by celebrities isn't your scene, here are some deerhoof mp3s.

and now i have to return some videotapes.