Sunday, March 26, 2006

i'm in a glass case of emotion!

i wanna say something. i'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. i want to be on you… wait. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. i... i wanna be on you.

ok, i don’t wanna be on you. actually, i am having surgery on tuesday, march 28th, so for several days i don’t know if i will be up to this new fad called “blogging”. i believe it’s called “blogging” or "yogging"…i'm not sure but apparently you just type for an extended period of time. it's supposed to be wild.

it’s not really super-serious, but it’s not really super-great either. i'm going to feel like i was punched in the ovary, straight shot - right to the babymaker. and i’ll exclaim, “great odin's raven!!!”

i may be feeling fine after a few days, and bored out of my mind because i’ll be home from work for a week (lots of blogging), or i may be all doped up on drugs and in pain and unable to form a complete thought and lying in front of the tv like an idiot, perhaps watching “anchorman.” (very little blogging.) i have no idea. and if you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. i've got jack johnson and tom o'leary waitin' for ya...right here!

so… you stay classy, mondo retro readers.

p.s. i made a new blog today, for some reason...


Christine Mitchell said...

Awww...I hope everything goes well. I'll say a prayer for ya.

mondo retro said...

thank you, darling. say one at 8:30 am tuesday...:(