so, last night i was helping chris clean his old apartment and pack up the last of his stuff. chris' place was upstairs from a bar, so we decided to go down there and get a burger and beer or two halfway through the job. there was a woman there, all alone, who told me all about her man at home, and that he's 20 yers older than her, and he's boring, so that's why a) she was alone at this bar on a wednesday night looking to hook up, and b) she is blowing his son. yes, that's right. HIS SON. i was like, "OMG, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?!?!?" then she told me that once she did 6 guys in the parking lot. and i have never seen her before in my life! anyway, she was so proud!! oh yeah. she weighed about 300 pounds.
nice cake.
i guess i won't be getting that ipod for the holidays after all...
public information films.
i am SO going to see this movie. i love QT and i love "cabin fever." and you can't go wrong with these reviews:
"A gory, bloody, disgusting good time."-- Jon Popick, PLANET SICK-BOY
"If you're fascinated with butcher work and chopped up corpses, this is the movie for you."-- Kevin N. Laforest, MONTREAL FILM JOURNAL
"A horrifying excursion into a nightmarish world few of us would ever want to experience firsthand."-- Edward Douglas, COMINGSOON.NET
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