Tuesday, December 13, 2005

not so grumpy today.


my, times certainly have changed. when warhol tried to make a gay cowboy movie, the FBI got involved.

1956 better homes and gardens decorating book. yay!

the secret sex life of wombats.

awwwwwww.

i used to believe.

boo berry worship cult.

i actually have a funny/icky story about boo berry. i was dating this guy when i was 20, and one night he ate a whole box of boo berry in one sitting. he took a poo, and it was blue! he actually left it in the commode and called this other guy we knew at like 4 in the morning and told him about it. the guy was like, "i have to see this!" and he came over to see it. ahhh, how could i have let that gem of a guy get away?!?

3 comments:

flatlander said...

It sounds like that guy you were dating might have been a member of this Boo-berry cult. You might have actually been privy (pardon the pun) to one of their strange, nocturnal rituals.

Good thing you survived to tell the tale!

mondo retro said...

yeah, that guy was a total nut. my parents HATED him, they thought he was the biggest loser on the planet. and he kind of was, but he was fine for someone that you date when you are 20.

another funny story about him is, we were hanging out in this diner once and this dude was staring at him, acting all wigged out, and we were like, "WHAT?!?" and the guy asked him if he was kurt cobain. it was so funny, he totally rolled with it and told him that he was visiting some family here. sooooo funny. i mean, he didn't really look like kurt cobain at all, but he had the general look down, i guess. heh.

mondo retro said...

ok, this is a little nutty and coincidental, BUT...

this SAME GUY and i were desperately trying to remember Fruit Brute. we could NOT for the life of us remember the name of that cereal! we kept calling it Fruit Wolf. we tried to draw it and everything. this was before the internet was in every home, mind you, so people had to live their lives all tortured. the name of that cereal drove us crazy, and no one else we knew remembered it.

fast forward a few months to the opening night of "pulp fiction." me and the guy were sitting in the theater, and when that scene came on with eric stoltz eating the fruit brute we TOTALLY FLIPPED OUT!!! we were sooooooo happy!!!!