Wednesday, August 24, 2005

from dearabby.com


"For an excellent guide to becoming a better conversationalist and a more attractive person, order "How to Be Popular." Send a business-size, self-addressed envelope, plus check or money order for $5 (U.S. funds only) to: Dear Abby Popularity Booklet, P.O. Box 447, Mount Morris, IL 61054-0447. (Postage is included.) "

hmmmm...that $5 could buy a lot of things...a frosty heineken, a pack o' smokes, a mandarin chicken salad from wendy's...and popularity! who knew?

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