this just in!!!

pour some sugar on me

i spilled almost the entire contents of my sugar bowl this morning. all over 2 of the kitchen chairs, the table, and the floor. i cleaned up what i could, but i had to leave for work, so i left some of the floor sugar. chris and i mused that i would get home and find gertie stuck to the ceiling in a crazy sugar-induced freakout.

in other news...

this is the best picture of sean connery EVER.

batwoman is a lesbian.

arthur lee became one of the first people to receive a bone marrow transplant using stem cells from an umbilical cord to treat his leukemia.

mutual of omaha's wild kingdom! aww yeah! (when i was little, i always wondered what "mutual of omaha" was, and what it meant. i think i still do...)

i find it odd that prince charles would like anything remotely cool.

kim gordon - queen of the scene. damn right she is!!!

how to beat videogames record from 1982. with mp3s! (via boing boing)

"don't mess with the bull, young man. you'll get the horns."

ahhhh, it feel good to be back to work after 3 days of fun in the sun. :/

"i got a question...does barry manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

how to blow smoke rings.

related?

tv in japan.

all these years later, still a dirty, dirty, DIRTY song.

about 12 years ago, some guy i knew told me this guy was the anitchrist. i just thought of it the other day, for some reason. i never forgot the guy's name, so i looked him up. hmmmm.

actors in character.

blah, there's nothing on the internets this morning. more later...

things that make you go...hmmm.

hmmm. arsenio is molesting the olsen twins!! what a photo!

hmmm. frightening.

hmmm. who cares?

hmmm. keep dreaming, diamond dave.

hmmm. nothing better to do, eh?

hmmm. conservative?

hmmm. richard hell interview? sure!!

hmmm. wayne coyne gives advice to high school grads. like, "the key to success after high school is to take lots of acid and wear furry suits! wheeee!"

hmmm. a robotic giraffe.

hmmm. necessary?

hmmm. this weekend me and the mans are going to ohio to hang out with his family. great excuse to take the new car on a mini-trip! so, i may not be bloggin' for a few days. yup.

jumbo mystery post of fun

tawny kitaen: crazy bitch.

holy wow, what a fat mouse!

guerrilla gardening.

chris got me the archie mcphee jumbo mystery box of fun for my birthday. and let me tell you, people: i highly recommend it. it is SO FUN! you wouldn't believe all the cool stuff they throw in there! like, an apron (pictured). like, a giant squeaking salmon, a pink poodle nodder, punching devil puppet, 2 lunchboxes, a red shower curtain with dice on it, a box of chalk from the 70's, a set of old-timey metal cars, swizzle sticks, beatnik napkins, cowboy charms, cowboy napkins, crazy halloween decorations, crazy chinese placemats, cheesy plastic wallets, tiny little dogs, japanese candy...and ahhhh, yes. the internet urinal. i could go on, there was so much stuff in that box, it was AMAZING! i really love mcphee. desperately.

here's...

here's bob, still keeping the world guessing.

here's what bob's gonna do today...?

here's some folky bob.

here's some crazy face-painted divorced bob.

here's some bob and george.

here's bob on the johnny cash show.

here's the white stripes doing "love sick," which is a bob song.

here's some discount stores of the 60's that bob might have visited.

happy birthday bob dylan and matt kramer!

"Watch a movie that relates to your situation like 'Cruel Intentions'..."

the tao of willie.

rocket science 101.

this may be a source of inspiration for decorating the new house...i purchased it yesterday via an amazon gc from cms woman! yay!

crispin glover's soundtrack for the undead.

shatner!

how to write screenplays, badly.

william burroughs' cut-up films. please take note of the "language is a virus" section of this very blog for more burroughs-inspired things.

and speaking of burroughs...

related: glorious jack kerouac.

this is the copy of "on the road" that i had. then it disappeared...i think my ex-boyfriend, whom i lent it to when we were going out, is the culprit. anyway, later on i got this one.

this is a photo of jack kerouac's typewriter.

how to know the difference between love, infatuation and lust.

sooooo funny

i didn't get a chance to put these up over the weekend, but one of these pics is sooooo funny. a bunch of us went out for food and drinkin' on friday night, and i snapped a picture of the whole table. the best part of the picture is the look on the face of the waitress. bwah-hahahah!!






























the rest of my weekend consisted of pigging out and driving my new car around all over the place.

yay birthday!

dig it!